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I must admit I've never been a big fan of the main Monty programmes, as much as I love the various Pythons' appearances in other projects as well as most of the films. That said I came across this on YouTube today and loved it:
Oh god, we're not really meant to enjoy things like that any more, are we? It will probably be an offence under some EU xenophobia directive in the next few years, so enjoy this and its ilk while you can.
| id | ent | pos | no | src | def | ht | pron | pronlink | loop |
| doob.doktor | Doktor Doob | n. | 1 | (pers. med.) | The Village's (q.v) resident unofficial antipodean pharmacist. | di jénnə ràyt | a14/A1419900.mp3 | ||
| LSE | LSE | n. | 1 | (med.) | Leftine Spongiform Encephalopathy, a degenerative neurological disorder after which a somewhat left wing higher educational establishment was named. While usually terminal, the condition can sometimes be treated with a high dosage regime of reality. | di jénnə ràyt | a14/A1419900.mp3 | ||
| competency | Competence | n. | 1 | (pol. eu) | Ironic term for a power stripped by the EU from a national parliament in in order for it to be exercised with incredible ineptitude at a European level. | inépteetude | a27/A2734300.mp3 | ||
| blaney.donal | Genghis | n. | 1 | (pol.) | Blaney, Donal. The most entertaining, but controversial, of the 18 Doughty Street holy trinity, due to his moderate, everyman views. Speaks a lot of sense. Master of faint and ironic praise of the unspeakable (see POL). | 0 | |||
| POL | Person of Leftism | n. | 1 | (polit.) | Politically correct way, by their own definitions, to refer to a lefty (q.v). See also mental insufficiency. | 0 | |||
| hrhrh | God | n. | 1 | (sport) | A hackneyed, but correct term to refer to Saracens' and England's Richard Hill MBE. See also skinflint, moaner, and the best | 0 | |||
| village.the | Village, The | n. | 1 | (geog.) | Overpriced suburb of London where the author lives, somewhere in that annoyingly orange-yellow stain in the south western corner of the political map. | 0 | |||
| kevball | Kevball | n. | 1 | (dance) | Twenty-two overpriced prima donnas prancing around on a sports pitch. Occasionaly mistaken for a sport in the same way as American pro-Wrestling is. The use of football as a synonym often considered offensive as this forms part of the name of several real sports. | ft bàwl | a18/A1867600.mp3 | ||
| mothership | Mother Ship | n. | 1 | (alcho., geog.) | Formerly preferred drinking venue in The Village (q.v.). Known for high prices and staff turnover. Going downhill, but has an admirable hostility to kevball (q.v.). Run by BFS (q.v.) | 0 | |||
| basecamp | Base Camp | n. | 1 | (alcho., geog.) | Drinking venue in The Village (q.v.). So called as being the start of the Author's traditional drinking progress through The Village. Terrible acoustics but otherwise excellent. | 0 | |||
| blair.t | Blair, Anthony Charles Lynton "Tony" | n. | 1 | (pol.) | An odious prick. | bler | a30/A3055400.mp3 | ||
| progressive | Progressive | adj. | 1 | (pol. left) | (of taxation) More | próg rèss iv | a17/A1795700.mp3 | ||
| progressive.n | Progressive | n. | 1 | (pol. left) | A proud class warrior fighting to take the proletariat forward to they heydays of the late 1970s. See comrade (q.v) | wángkər | a32/A3248700.mp3 | ||
| brown.g | Brown, James Gordon | n. | 1 | (pol.) | The most revolting of a rancid bunch, Ruth Kelly excepted, but then she's not going to have 2 years as Prime Minister to get revenge on the whole country for whatever happened to him in school. Bad enough to make you long for Blair (q.v.) | gàwrd'n brown | a54/A5472600.mp3 | ||
| prescott.j | Prescott, John Leslie | n. | 1 | (pol.) | The House of Common's living proof of the truth of the Peter Principle. | préskət | a07/A0719300.mp3 | ||
| democracy | Democracy | n. | 1 | (pol.) | A system of government based on the principle of majority decision-making. | di mókrəssee | a14/A1436600.mp3 | ||
| democracy | Democracy | n. | 2 | (pol. eu) | A method by which the public are given the choice between approving of EU policy or being ignored. | ||||
| democracy | Democracy | n. | 3 | (pol. lib-dem) | (UK) A method by which disproportionate power should be given to parties with limited pubic support. (EU) A method of government to be discouraged wherever possible. |
RSS Feed - Main Blog RSS Feed - Microblog| ALL CLEAR | TWATCON 5 |
| No2ID | 10 |  |
http://libertysrequiem.blogspot.com/2007/05/good-causes.html | http://www.no2id.net |
| EU Referendum | 7 |  |
http://libertysrequiem.blogspot.com/2007/06/be-careful-what-you-wish-for-postscript.html | http://www.rogerhelmer.com |
| FOI | 16 |  |
http://libertysrequiem.blogspot.com/2007/05/good-causes.html | http://ourcampaign.org.uk/foi |
| Stalker | 24 |  |
http://libertysrequiem.blogspot.com/2007/05/good-causes.html | http://rachelnorthlondon.blogspot.com/2007/05/cyber-stalking-your-help-is-needed.html |
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| 99999 | Iron Cross with Bar | http://lh5.google.com/image/DuSanne/RmWIXfGi2iI/AAAAAAAAAEU/r8-wCuY6D20/medalist2.PNG.jpg | http://lh3.google.com/image/DuSanne/RmWHg_Gi2hI/AAAAAAAAAEI/D-ivqAJo08c/ironcross.PNG.jpg | Citation | MP |
| 99999 | Plastic Safety Cross with Bar | http://lh5.google.com/image/DuSanne/RmWIXfGi2iI/AAAAAAAAAEU/r8-wCuY6D20/medalist2.PNG.jpg | http://lh3.google.com/image/DuSanne/RmWHg_Gi2hI/AAAAAAAAAEI/D-ivqAJo08c/ironcross.PNG.jpg | Citation | MP |
| 99999 | Gold Award for Common Sense | http://lh3.google.com/image/DuSanne/RmaF3vGi2kI/AAAAAAAAAEs/axpSn9y7E6Y/dsomedalist.PNG.jpg | http://lh3.google.com/image/DuSanne/RmaF3vGi2jI/AAAAAAAAAEk/-k4DuA1Zooc/dso.PNG.jpg | Citation | MP |
| 99999 | Silver Award for Common Sense | http://lh4.google.com/image/DuSanne/RmaY9_Gi2lI/AAAAAAAAAE4/OWQ-jqcQyLg/dsosilvermedalist.PNG.jpg | http://lh5.google.com/image/DuSanne/RmaY-PGi2mI/AAAAAAAAAFA/GXwygaEHpGM/dsosilver.PNG.jpg | Citation | MP |
| 99999 | Bronze Award for Common Sense | http://lh4.google.com/image/DuSanne/RmaZD_Gi2nI/AAAAAAAAAFM/C6PLcS5TvPU/dsobronzemedalist.PNG.jpg | http://lh4.google.com/image/DuSanne/RmaZD_Gi2oI/AAAAAAAAAFU/aPMj9CwAdeE/dsobronze.PNG.jpg | Citation | MP |
| 10465 | Gold Award for Common Sense | http://lh3.google.com/image/DuSanne/RmaF3vGi2kI/AAAAAAAAAEs/axpSn9y7E6Y/dsomedalist.PNG.jpg | http://lh3.google.com/image/DuSanne/RmaF3vGi2jI/AAAAAAAAAEk/-k4DuA1Zooc/dso.PNG.jpg | For topping the poll of MPs in voting behaviour on issues of personal freedoms. | Lembit Öpik MP |
| 10047 | Iron Cross with Bar | http://lh5.google.com/image/DuSanne/RmWIXfGi2iI/AAAAAAAAAEU/r8-wCuY6D20/medalist2.PNG.jpg | http://lh3.google.com/image/DuSanne/RmWHg_Gi2hI/AAAAAAAAAEI/D-ivqAJo08c/ironcross.PNG.jpg | Oh god...he's made too many contributions to f***ing up this country to list here. | David Marshall MP |
| 10417 | Iron Cross | http://lh5.google.com/image/DuSanne/RmWIXfGi2iI/AAAAAAAAAEU/r8-wCuY6D20/medalist2.PNG.jpg | http://lh3.google.com/image/DuSanne/RmWHg_Gi2hI/AAAAAAAAAEI/D-ivqAJo08c/ironcross.PNG.jpg | For being last and very much least of the Liberty's Requiem poll of MP's voting behaviour on principle without plausible excuse. | Tony Blair MP |
| 11360 | Iron Cross with Bar | http://lh5.google.com/image/DuSanne/RmWIXfGi2iI/AAAAAAAAAEU/r8-wCuY6D20/medalist2.PNG.jpg | http://lh3.google.com/image/DuSanne/RmWHg_Gi2hI/AAAAAAAAAEI/D-ivqAJo08c/ironcross.PNG.jpg | Minister for ID cards and treating all adults like common criminals. Nuff said. | Liam Byrne MP |
| 10202 | Plastic Safety Cross with Several Bars | http://lh5.google.com/image/DuSanne/RmWIXfGi2iI/AAAAAAAAAEU/r8-wCuY6D20/medalist2.PNG.jpg | http://lh3.google.com/image/DuSanne/RmWHg_Gi2hI/AAAAAAAAAEI/D-ivqAJo08c/ironcross.PNG.jpg | For a heroic defence against the overwhelming forces of the desire for individual liberty and the introduction of a hundred nannying initiatives. | Caroline Flint MP |
| 10394 | Grand Cross of the Order of Self-serving Shits | http://lh5.google.com/image/DuSanne/RmWIXfGi2iI/AAAAAAAAAEU/r8-wCuY6D20/medalist2.PNG.jpg | http://lh3.google.com/image/DuSanne/RmWHg_Gi2hI/AAAAAAAAAEI/D-ivqAJo08c/ironcross.PNG.jpg | For his self |
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